Dave Wiegel’s “Five arguments for why Trump won the debate” column is a piece of satire…

This is a joke, right?

1. Hillary was too prepped.

Yes, she was too ready. People hate that.

2. Trump won the first 15 minutes, so maybe people stopped watching after that.

The ratings don’t show this, ratings were steady throughout.

3. Trump won on the economy.

No scientific poll showed this. CNN showed him losing 51-47.

4. Trump lost on points but seemed credible enough.

So he lost.

5. Clinton missed the kill shot.

She killed him, but didn’t kill him to death.

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